I Sang It My Way...

The following are a list of song lyrics that I sing wrong to this day thanks to my own neural misfirings or the influence of others who's messups are more fun to sing than the actual lyrics. Feel free to add your own "rearrangements." Sing it LOUD AND PROUD SO OTHERS CAN HEAR YOU!

"I'm gonna dress you up in nylons..."
"I'm gonna dress you up in my love..."
-Madonna Dress You Up In My Love

"Like the whippoorwill and the broken toe..."
"Like the whippoorwill and the croaking toad..."
-Jim Croce I've Got A Name

"Help the skeleton..."
"Helter Skelter..."
-The Beatles Helter Skelter

"Dirty jeans and a gumball machine..."
"Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap..."
-AC/DC Dirty Deeds (I was a little kid, what can I say?)

"I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm tired of believing, that you're in love with me..."
"I'm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing, that you're in love with me..."
-Blue Suede Hooked On A Feeling

"Return December, Address Unknown..."
"Return to sender, Address unknown..."
-Elvis Presley Return To Sender

...and my very favorite....

"I did it sideways..."
"I did it my way..."
-Frank Sinatra My Way